Woman Arrested While Wearing Cow Suit

http://www.10tv.com/live/content/onnnews/stories/2008/09/30/cow_suit_arrest.html?sid=102

Comedians On The Market Problems

http://blog.mises.org/archives/008655.asp

Light Bulb Changing

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1416/

Axe Dark Temptation

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgfzdgWgEZ4

Palin Political Cartoon

http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/client/wpc/po/2008/09/09/

Please, Don't Make It Worse

http://faculty.chicagogsb.edu/john.cochrane/research/Papers/mortgage_protest.htm

And Now I Have A Heart

http://www.allstupidjokes.com/files/picture/45165319.jpg

WTF Pancake Commercial

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoKZhaigLQA

Perspective On Spending

http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2008/09/28/weekinreview/20080928_MARSH_GRFK.html?scp=1&sq=federal%20rescues&st=cse

Google On Proposition 8

http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2008/09/our-position-on-californias-no-on-8.html

I'm always surprised when a company actually takes a stand on something.  It seems like they're all too afraid of offending someone.

Knitted Lab Rat And Lab Frog

http://whywouldyouknitthat.blogspot.com/2008/09/this-is-what-happens-when-biologist.html

Be Polite

http://failblog.org/2008/09/29/politeness-fail/

Interesting Air Freshener

http://failblog.org/2008/09/29/olfactory-fail/

Error Page For The Error Page

http://i36.tinypic.com/b3sw03.png

Falcon 1 Flight 4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To-XOPgaGsQ

Height

http://xkcd.com/482/

Worldwide Air Traffic Visual

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XBwjQsOEeg

Good, Cheap Night Vision Goggles

http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20080928-hands-on-with-some-surprising-80-night-vision-goggles.html

Why Alternative Energy Isn't

http://esr.ibiblio.org/?p=521

I'm not sure about the next-to-last paragraph, but the rest is spot-on.  I wasn't fully aware of transmission losses, but I am of the problem with trying to store energy that's been generated.

Glider Suit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU4FUnFJ91o

This one's been around for a while, but it's still impressive.

Circumcised

Circumcised.   A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.    She went back to find out what was going on.   He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.   The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office.   He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class.   Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room.  She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his 'private part' hanging out.   'I thought I told you to call your mom!' she said.    'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.

Wedding Invite

Women Trying To Die In Traffice

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7636577.stm

We The Robots

http://www.wetherobots.com/

The Great African-American Awakening

http://www.city-journal.org/2008/18_3_african_american_awakening.html

Ike Photos

http://flickr.com/photos/amdn/sets/72157607495799789/

Rats Can't Vomit

http://www.ratbehavior.org/vomit.htm

I didn't know there was a difference between vomiting and regurgitation.

I'm A Nerd

http://www.nerdtests.com/images/badge/0f9dc32597dadcc7.gif

Penis Amputated Without Consent

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26890724/

Who's The Real Idiot?

http://www.geekzone.co.nz/foobar/5800

One Sentence Stories

best of: http://www.onesentence.org/stories/popular/all/

front page: http://www.onesentence.org/

Shredding... WTF?

http://www.wired.com/entertainment/music/news/2007/10/shredders

PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk

http://www.wnbc.com/news/17539627/detail.html

How To Defeat A Zombie Army

http://www.wegame.com/watch/How_to_Defeat_a_Zombie_Army/

Nice Doggy!

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1410/

Railroad Crossing Problem

http://failblog.org/2008/09/24/truck-fail-3/

This is why you don't cross when the gates are down.

Beer Can Filled Apartment

http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=268346

In the theme of disgusting apartments...

Pure Filth (Dirt, Not Porn)

http://www.houston-imports.com/dirty/dirty.html

Suggestive Slide

http://failblog.org/2008/09/23/slide-fail-2/

Charred Star Wars Figures

http://pixftw.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/charredstarwars3sc.jpg

I know people who would buy this.

Nerves Of Steel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_KOK0wLmdA

Open Work Environments Suck (Very Much)

http://chatterblocker.com/whitepapers/conversational_distraction.html

Two Classes of Airport Contraband

http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2008/09/the_two_classes.html

Knitted Vagina Tissue Holder

http://whywouldyouknitthat.blogspot.com/2008/09/awesomely-funny-and-adding-labels.html

People Are Scum

http://www.sidetaker.com/browse.php

Bailout Satire

http://www.thenation.com/blogs/jstreet/363133/bailout_sat

Help For Crazy People

http://andrewhammel.typepad.com/german_joys/2008/09/brilliant-aluminum-foil-ad.html

Beijing Paralympics

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0809/oly.beijing.paralympics/content.1.html

I'm really not sure what direction to go with this one.  I'm impressed, I'm horrified, I have about a million tasteless jokes that come to mind when I look, yet I want to cheer these folks on.  It's not often that I'm at a loss for words.

Phones Should RING

http://xkcd.com/479/

Freakonomics On The Recent Financial Upheavals

http://freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/09/18/diamond-and-kashyap-on-the-recent-financial-upheavals/

Interviews With A Hedge Fund Manager

1/7/2008: http://nplusonemag.com/?q=node/418

4/1/2008: http://nplusonemag.com/financial-meltdown

Anal Sex Malfunction

http://imagechan.com/img/6091/Anal%20sex/

Despair: Government

http://despair.com/government.html

IOWA FARMER

Iowa farmer... A Iowa Department of Highways employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road." The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field." The Highways employee said, "I have the authority of the State of Minnesota to go where I want. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on farm land. So the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, he heard loud screams and saw the Department of Highways employee running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets and the bull was gaining on the employee at every step. The old farmer called out, "Show him your card, smart ass!!"

Tide

Dear Tide:

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how c lumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative! to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.
What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.

Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.
 

The Dumbest Woman On The Highway

http://wtfurls.com/videos/724/the-dumbest-woman-on-the-highway